Friday, August 29, 2008

Out on Theatres Today!

We've got one disaster of a movie weekend ahead. Literally.

First up, we've got Vin Diesel starring in Babylon A.D.
Now, this movie might look appealing on trailers, but the director of the film described it as "pure violence and stupidity" and that "parts of the movie are like a bad episode of 24." If the own director is saying this, then there's really no point in wasting time watching the film. In fact, early reviews on Rotten Tomatoes gave the film a 0% positive rating! Ouch!

Another film that screams "stupidity" is that new parody starring Vanessa Minillo, Kim Kardashian and Carmen Electra, Disaster Movie. These parodies have gotten so old! Why do they keep making them? It's really starting to get annoying. Yeah, some were funny... but now, after seeing the same thing made over and over, there's nothing to really laugh about. Move on from the parodies, please!!!

Finally, we see Drake Bell take the lead role in College, a comedy film that revolves around Kevin, a high school senior who gets dumped by his girlfriend before going to college. Which results in the dude to turn into a fraternity party animal. I know, this doesn't sound too exciting either.

I might as well go out and watch The Dark Knight again!

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